Rationale

The question has been posed many times: why on earth would a cat cook? It's a fair question; felines are not usually known for their prowess in the kitchen. We are renound more for our hunting abilities. I understand the confusion in this matter, but when faced with the prospect of fleshy, uncooked meat and dry, crunchy bugs.....I think you'll understand why I must cook. If that isn't a fair enough argument, please refer to the picture below:

When faced with the dry, uninviting "cat chow" in my bowl every morning, noon and night, there is no other alternative but to cook. I hope that your food adventures are as flavorful as mine! Yours humbly, Butterbur.