Why I Can't Get Anything Done

Exhibit A: The photos included with this post show something small, white and furry. It would lead you to believe that the cat in the photo is small and sweet. In fact, this is a picture of Juniper, the most frustrating animal to have in the kitchen. Yes, she is an affectionate, kind friend during the majority of the day, but when it comes to spending time in the kitchen she is very much underfoot. Juniper climbs on the furniture, trips me in the kitchen, and chews on anything she can find. She is, however, an unbiased judge when it comes to tasting food. That, in of itself, makes her priceless. Yours humbly, although apparently conflicted, Butterbur.